News: Due back in California on Aug. 15. At this point, I will be living in a tent on the beach which is both kind of sweet and also risky. I am hoping some ex-hippie doesn’t come and try to stay in my tent and convince me to listen to some Grateful Dead and smoke hashish.
Anyway, I really want to do a top-5 list, because who doesn’t love top 5 lists, on what I’ve learned since I graduated two months ago:
1. People Aren’t Nearly Good Looking in the “Real World” as in College: OK I am well aware that I am living in the armpit of the country right now where the current fad is to look like Larry the Cable Guy, but I don’t think that I am way off base saying college towns -and large cities- are where all the good looking people are at. Whenever I used to see all these surveys about how obesity is running rampant in our country I used to look around and wonder how more than half the country is obese. After living two months in Portales, NM I can tell you where they live.
2. Education Doen’t Matter When It Comes to Making $$$- Yes, more than likely the more education you have the more money you will make in your lifetime. But, here in farm country I have met people who didn’t graduate from the 8th grade and are worth millions.
3. BBQ is Awesome- Really it is.
4. You Have Much More Time On You Hands To Do Dumb Things When Not in College: I read a James Patterson book in two days during this week. That’s how bored I’ve become.
5. You Sleep More- I have always been the type of person who loves getting my 7 to 8 hours of sleep a night but while living the college lifestyle rarely did. Now, I usually get 8 to 9 hours of sleep no problem. This is one of the perks of being an unemployed college grad. Actually it is the only perk.
Sports: Who says the dog days of summer are boring for the sports world? We haveĀ the second highest payed NFL player indicted on participating in dog fights (which always reminds me of the scene with the dog Killer in “Half Baked”) a basketball ref shaving points on games he reffed, and the home run record being broke by Barry Lucifer. Is anyone else ready for mock fantasy football drafts?
Music: David, I promise to review Matt Costa, but if he sucks I am going to rip him to shreds.
Books: Harry Potter comes out tomorrow -nuff said.
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